Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Open letter to River

Dear River,
While I absolutely adore you, please don't regurgitate for me. I understand in your world it's a sign of affection. I know you are trying to show me you would be a good provider by trying to feed me, but you aren't a good provider. You are just regurgitating the food I bought for you. If anything it means I'm a good provider, and you are a mooch. Thanks for letting me state the obvious.

Love ya, mean it.


Nessa said...

hahahaha! River rules!

RambleRedhead said...

Wow great pic of River - sorry to hear he is trying to feed you!