The unemployed have time to surf the net....

So, Holiday Inn has "human bed-warmers" in England? I'd never believe it, but it's Rueters. It reads like it's out of The Onion. Check it out here for yourself. Honestly, I can't imagine who'd want to take them up on this. I want to pretend my hotel sheets are freshly laundered and I'm the only person who's been in them since the laundry. This may not be true, but let's humor me people. I'll bring my own human to the hotel to warm my sheets, thankyouverymuch!